A group of people out shooting squirrels in the backwoods of South Carolina stumbled upon and accidentally shot in the butt, a new breed of Monkey which was never before seen in those parts.

It was a biped and seemed to posess opposable thumbs and no tail. Scientists later examined other monkeys found in that area and discovered signs of depression and trauma among the native primates.

More information is awaited, but for now the new breed has been named Blippius Powerslavius 

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